Reds Bag Policy 2025

So, you’re heading to a Reds game in 2025. Good for you. But before you start dreaming of buzzer-beaters and championship confetti, let’s talk about the bag you’re carrying. Because, friend, that bag might just ruin your whole vibe.

The Big News: It’s All About the Size

The 2025 Reds bag policy is here, and it’s… well, it’s a thing. Let’s just say the days of bringing a duffel bag big enough for a weekend camping trip are long gone.

Listen closely: clear bags are still your best friend. Think of them as the VIP pass for your stuff. If it’s not clear, you’re playing on hard mode.

There’s a hard size limit, too. Your bag can’t be bigger than a 12” x 6” x 12”. That’s it. That’s the magic rectangle. Measure your bag against a loaf of bread. Is it bigger? Leave it in the car.

The Clear Bag Loophole (You’re Gonna Love This)

Here’s the fun part: you can bring a non-clear bag, but only if it’s tiny. I’m talking clutch territory. Think of a bag that holds your phone, a lip gloss, and a single, sad granola bar.

The rule says your non-clear bag must be 4.5” x 6.5”. That’s smaller than your average paperback. So if you’re carrying a purse that used to be “small,” it’s probably now “security’s problem.”

Pro tip: wear cargo shorts. Seriously. I’m not joking. You can stuff your whole life into those pockets and waltz right past the bag check. Cargo shorts are in now. Trust me.

What About Backpacks? (Spoiler: Nope)

Backpacks? Forget it. Unless it’s a clear backpack (which makes you look like you’re going to a rave in 1999), you’re not getting in. Leave the Jansport at home.

Same goes for diaper bags. I know, I know. But the official policy says diaper bags are NOT allowed unless they’re clear or meet the clutch size. That’s harsh. Maybe invest in a clear diaper bag? They exist.

And yes, medical bags and diaper bags for the kiddos might get a pass, but only after a friendly chat with security. Prepare to explain yourself, and maybe bring a doctor’s note (okay, not really, but you get the vibe).

The “What If I Forget?” Emergency Plan

You’re parking the car, already running late, and you realize your bag is a no-go. Don’t panic. You have options.

First, locker rentals at the stadium. They exist, but they’re limited, and they cost money. It’s like paying a ransom for your own stuff. Annoying, but effective.

Second, turn your bag into a pocket. Empty it into your jacket. Wear two jackets. Stuff your keys in your socks. I’ve seen people do it. It’s not pretty, but it’s a survival tactic.

Or, just be that person who walks in with nothing but a phone and a credit card. You’ll feel like a minimalist ninja. Plus, no line at security! Freedom.

Cameras and Other Gear: A Quick Heads Up

Bring a camera? Cool, but the lens can’t be longer than 4 inches. That’s shorter than a hot dog. So leave your pro zoom lens at home unless you want to argue with a security guard named Dave.

GoPros and small pocket cameras are fine. Drones? Absolutely not. You’re not a helicopter pilot. Respect the airspace.

Selfie sticks are banned, too. Which—honestly—good. Let’s all live in the moment for once, people.

The Unofficial Game Day Checklist

Okay, let’s recap so you don’t look like a tourist. Bring a clear bag (12”x6”x12” max) or a tiny clutch (4.5”x6.5”).

Put your phone, wallet, and keys in that bag. Maybe a single protein bar. No backpacks, no duffels, no giant totes that double as laundry baskets.

Wear shoes you can run in (for security, not for fitness). And for the love of all that is holy, don’t bring a beach ball. They’ll pop it. I’ve seen it happen. It’s brutal.

A Little Pro-Tip From a Seasoned Pro

Honestly? The 2025 policy is really just about speed. The Reds want you through the gate fast. They don’t care about your vintage fanny pack—they care about you missing the first pitch.

So embrace the clear bag life. It’s like wearing a glass purse. It’s weird, but it works. And if you forget? Well, there’s always a gas station nearby selling a clear tote for ten bucks.

That’s it. That’s the whole deal. Now go cheer, eat a hot dog, and don’t let your bag be the villain of your story. See you at the game. I’ll be the one wearing cargo shorts.