Dave Franco Alison Brie Kids

So, let’s talk about Dave Franco and Alison Brie. You know, the ridiculously attractive, endlessly talented couple we all secretly (or not-so-secretly) root for. They’ve been married since 2017, and honestly, it feels like a whole decade of adorable chaos.

But here’s the real question everyone’s been whispering: Kids? Are they? When? Like, give us the baby scoop already!

Well, grab your coffee and get comfy. Because the answer is no—at least, not yet. No tiny Francos running around. No mini-Bries demanding organic snacks.

And you know what? They seem totally fine with that. Like, weirdly chill. Have you seen their Instagram lives during lockdown? They were just…cooking. And arguing. And being adorably married.

Dave literally told People magazine in 2023, “We’re not in a rush.” He said they’re focused on careers, dogs, and each other. Can you blame them? I mean, have you seen their house? It’s probably a museum of minimalist cool.

The “Why Not Yet?” Vibes

Let’s be real: Alison Brie is a powerhouse. She’s starring in “GLOW” (RIP, we miss you), “Community” (forever in our hearts), and now she’s producing stuff. Dave is directing (“The Rental” was actually pretty scary, right?).

So kids? That’s a whole other full-time job. One that screams at 3 AM and eats your sleep schedule.

And honestly? They’re smart. Waiting. Building their empire first. You don’t see them rushing to post pregnancy announcements for clout. It’s refreshing, honestly. Like a cool glass of water in a sea of influencer chaos.

But also—can we talk about how they playfully dodge the question? In interviews, they get all smirk-y. Alison once joked, “We’re practicing.” (I nearly choked on my cereal.) Dave just laughs and changes the subject to their dogs.

What About the Dog Factor?

Oh, the dogs. They have two: a fluffy one and a scrappy one. Their names are Ellen and Betty. Yes, they named them after famous women. Of course they did.

These dogs get more screen time on their Instagram than most of my actual friends. And honestly? I’m here for it. Dave posts videos of them stealing his socks. Alison writes captions like “Betty is the queen, Ellen is the jester.”

Is it just me, or are those dogs basically their test-run kids? Like, “If we can survive a dog with separation anxiety, we can handle a tiny human.”

But here’s the twist: Alison has hinted that they might want kids someday. In a 2021 chat with Andy Cohen, she said, “We talk about it. We’re not opposed.” But then she added, “We also love our freedom.”

Freedom! Remember that? It’s that thing you have before you have to pack a diaper bag for a four-hour flight.

The Celebrity Pressure Cooker

Can you imagine the pressure? Every tabloid is like, “Is Alison pregnant? She wore a loose dress!” Every comment section: “When will they have kids? Tick tock!”

But they don’t care. They’re so above it. Dave once said, “We’re just enjoying being a couple.” And I believe him. They go on hikes. They cook elaborate meals. They do couple’s yoga (and probably look perfect while doing it, ugh).

Also, let’s not forget: Alison is 41. Dave is 39. That’s not old, but it’s not 25, either. Society loves to remind women of their “biological clocks.” But Alison seems to have thrown that clock out the window and replaced it with a success meter.

Good for her. Seriously. Who needs a baby when you’ve got a career, a hot husband, and a pantry full of organic kale?

What If They Never Have Kids?

Okay, radical thought: what if they just…don’t? And that’s totally fine? Like, they’re proof that a marriage can be complete without a miniature version of yourself.

They’ve got their Glow show memories. They’ve got their Disaster Artist weirdness. They’ve got each other. And honestly? Watching them joke around on a red carpet is more entertaining than most reality TV about families.

Dave recently told Entertainment Weekly, “We have a very full life. Kids would be a bonus, but not a necessity.” And Alison nodded. That’s a power move right there.

So, are they having kids? Probably someday. Maybe. But today? They’re just two weirdos in love, walking their dogs, and making us all incredibly jealous of their chemistry.

The Verdict (Coffee Chat Style)

Here’s the thing: I’m not holding my breath. If they announce a pregnancy, great—more cute Franco-Brie babies to adore. If they don’t? Also great. They’ll just keep being the cool aunt and uncle that all their friends’ kids adore.

But let’s be honest: if they do have a kid, that baby will probably be born knowing how to do a perfect cartwheel and recite movie quotes from “The Little Hours.” Just sayin’.

For now, let’s just appreciate them. No kids, no drama, just Dave and Alison being awesome. And maybe, just maybe, that’s the real goal in life.

Now, pass the coffee. And stop asking them about babies—they’re busy being perfect.