Chase Center Prohibited Items

So, you’re heading to Chase Center. You’ve got your tickets, your Steph Curry jersey, and maybe a tiny bit of anxiety about parking. But hold up. Before you even think about waltzing through those shiny doors, you need to know the real enemy: the prohibited items list. It’s longer than the line for garlic fries.

I’m not kidding. That bag you love? It might get you a one-way ticket back to your car. Let’s grab a metaphorical coffee and break this down. You don’t want to be that person arguing with security about a granola bar, do you?

The Big No-Nos: Bags and Backpacks

First up: bags. Chase Center has a clear bag policy. Think of it like the strictest dress code in town, but for your stuff. Purses must be no larger than 14” x 14” x 6”. That’s smaller than a newborn pug.

If your bag is bigger, or if it’s not clear, you’re out of luck. Backpacks? Nope. Cargo vests? Also nope. They’ll politely ask you to haul it back to your car. Or, if you forget, you’ll be paying a stranger $20 to hold it. Don’t test this one.

What About Laptops and Tablets?

Here’s the kicker: laptops are banned from the general seating areas. Tablets over 7 inches? Also banned. Yes, you read that right. You cannot bring your entire office or your iPad Pro to watch the Warriors win. Why? I have no idea. Maybe they think you’ll try to stream the game on a spreadsheet?

You can leave them in a locker—if you find one. But honestly? Just leave them at home. It’s a basketball game, not a business meeting. Your boss can wait.

Food and Drink: The Sandwich Saga

Okay, I know you’re thinking: “I’ll just sneak in a sandwich to save $20.” No. No outside food or drinks are allowed. Not even that sad, squished banana in your jacket.

Empty water bottles are fine. Refillable bottles, too. But a full bottle of water? They’ll pour it out like you’re at the airport. And don’t even think about bringing a cooler. Where would you even hide a cooler? Wear a really baggy coat? No judgment, but also, no.

Alcohol and Illegal Stuff

Obviously, bring your own alcohol? Just absurd. They sell it inside for the price of a small mortgage. And anything illegal? Please. Security is tighter than a jar of pickles. You’ll get kicked out so fast your head will spin.

This includes cannabis, even if it’s “medicinal.” California is chill, but Chase Center is not. They’ll show you the door with zero guilt.

The Annoying But Logical Stuff

Selfie sticks? Banned. GoPros with extenders? Banned. They know you want that vertical video of Steph. They also know you’ll accidentally whack three people in the face. So leave the stick at home.

Signs larger than 11” x 17”? Banned. Flags on poles? Banned. Unless you’re incredibly crafty and fold a sign into a tiny origami heart, it’s a no-go. Sorry, sign makers.

Weapons? Obviously. No guns, knives, pepper spray, or brass knuckles. That one’s so obvious it hurts to type. But they also ban laser pointers. Because apparently, someone tried to distract a free-throw shooter with a green dot. Not cool, you weirdo.

Cameras: A Mixed Bag

You can bring a small camera with a lens shorter than 6 inches. But professional cameras with detachable lenses? Nope. Video cameras? Nope. Your phone is your best friend here. Use it. Take that blurry shot of the scoreboard. It’s fine.

Flash photography? Also prohibited. It’s distracting to players. And it makes you look like a tourist from 2005. Stay in the present, my friend.

The Secret Loophole: Medical and Diaper Bags

Got a medical condition? Need a bag for medicine or supplies? You’re allowed one small medical bag. Just be ready for a thorough inspection. They’re not monsters.

Same with diaper bags. If you’ve got a tiny human with you, you can bring a bag for their needs. But expect a serious pat-down. Security will check every crevice. They’re nice about it, but they’re thorough. Think of it as a hug for your bag.

What Happens If You Bring a Banned Item?

Here’s the plot twist: they don’t just let you keep it. They don’t even let you run back to your car. They give you two options. Option one: throw it away in a trash can. Option two: rent a locker (if available).

But lockers fill up fast. So you might be tossing that expensive water bottle into a bin while crying internally. Don’t be that person. Check the list before you leave your house. It’s on their website. It’s not secret.

And if you forget? Well, you’ll learn a very expensive lesson. I once saw a guy have to toss a $40 Yeti tumbler. He looked like he’d seen a ghost. Don’t you let that be you.

Final Sip of Coffee Advice

Here’s the cheat sheet: travel light, pack a clear bag, bring your phone, and leave the snacks at home. You’ll save yourself an hour of arguing and a headache. Plus, you’ll get through security faster than a fast break.

Enjoy the game, okay? Grab a $15 beer inside and a ridiculously overpriced hot dog. It’s part of the experience. Just know that your backpack is waiting for you at home. It loves you. It will be fine without you for three hours.

Now, go cheer loud enough to scare the other team. I’ll be the one awkwardly hiding my tiny, clear purse from judgment. See you at center court.