Love Island All Stars Still Together
Let’s be real: Love Island All Stars was basically a reality TV reunion where everyone brought their emotional baggage instead of a fruit platter. We tuned in to watch former flames and forgotten Islanders try to find love again, like a dating app for people who already know your weird sleeping habits. And now, the question burning a hole in our collective brains: who is still together in 2024?
Spoiler alert: it’s a shorter list than my New Year’s resolutions, but the drama is pure, uncut gold. Let’s dive into the couples who actually made it past the villa’s infinity pool and into real life.
The Power Couple That Actually Stuck
First up, we have Molly Marsh and Zachariah Noble, the duo who looked like they were carved from Instagram filters. Molly returned for All Stars looking for redemption, and Zach found her again—like a lost sock that magically reappears. These two are still together, posting matching workout videos that make the rest of us feel personally attacked.
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They’ve moved in together, adopted a dog named something absurdly cute, and argue about the thermostat like a proper old couple. The surprising fact? Zach actually cooks dinner, proving that some Islanders can do more than just oil their abs. Molly recently said in an interview that they’re “stronger than ever,” which in reality TV speak means they haven’t broken up during a commercial break.
The One That Slid In Quietly
Now, let’s talk about Tom Clare and Samie Elishi, the couple who snuck up on us like a ninja in a sequin bikini. Tom came back as a walking meme—remember the “chest like a Ken doll” comments?—and Samie was the bombshell who didn’t just bomb; she detonated. Against all odds, they’re still together and have even survived the dreaded “post-villa holiday” test.
Here’s the kicker: they hate the label “Love Island couple” and refuse to do joint brand deals. Instead, they run a small candle business together, because nothing says romance like selling “Scent of the Beach Hut” wax melts. I’m not joking—their actual Instagram bio says “Candle enthusiasts,” which is far more surprising than any on-screen recoupling.
The Most Unlikely Survivors
Remember Kai Fagan and Sanam Harrinanan? They won the whole show in a season that felt like a fever dream, but All Stars made people question if they’d last. Guess what? They’re still together, and they’ve become the parental figures of the Love Island universe. They’ve bought a house, adopted two cats, and Kai has started a podcast about “emotional intelligence.”
Yes, the same Kai who once said “I’m not a hugger” now discusses attachment styles for a living. The surprising twist? Sanam is actually the breadwinner—she’s a project manager for a tech firm, while Kai films himself talking to a microphone. Their secret to success is that they only watch reality TV shows other than Love Island, which is like a chef who only eats at McDonald’s.
The Ones Who Crashed and Burned (But in a Fun Way)
Of course, not everyone made it. Georgia Steel and Toby Aromolaran broke up within six weeks, mostly because Toby forgot to tell Georgia he was still friends with his ex. Shocker. Then there was Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu and Davide Sanclimenti, who reunited for All Stars only to split again after a fight over who uses the most bathroom product. Their breakup was so dramatic it spawned three TikToks and a meme about Italian hand gestures.
But the biggest surprise flop? Scott Thomas and Tina Stinnes seemed solid until Scott admitted he “didn’t like the smell of her shampoo.” Yes, that was the actual reason. Love Island is built on grand gestures, but it crumbles under bad scent preferences.
What This Says About Love (and TV)
So, what can we learn from the survivors? Extrovert + extrovert usually explodes, but introvert + quiet confidence builds a fortress. The couples still together all have one thing in common: they left the villa quickly and re-entered normal life. Nobody who stayed for the “wrap party” drama is still dating.
Also, a weird stat: 60% of All Stars couples who cooked together are still together. The ones who only lounged by the pool? Gone faster than a free cocktail. So, if you want to survive Love Island—or any relationship, really—maybe invest in a cookbook instead of a tan. And if you see a couple selling candles on Instagram, don’t laugh. They might just be the ones who prove that cheesy reality shows can actually produce real love.
Final verdict: three couples remain, one dog, two cats, and approximately 40% fewer tears than the original season. I’ll call that a win for humanity.