Twitter Deal Hunter Wario64 Shares Latest Zelda And Nintendo Switch 2 Discounts

Let’s talk about Wario64. Yes, that guy. The Twitter account that lives and breathes game deals.

He’s not a hero. He’s a hunter. Specifically, a deal hunter.

And right now? He’s hunting Zelda and Nintendo Switch 2 discounts. Buckle up.

Who is Wario64, anyway?

Wario64 is a robot. Wait, no. He’s a person. Probably.

He tweets about every price drop, pre-order, and Amazon glitch. He’s like a caffeine-fueled stock ticker for games.

His fans call him a legend. Nintendo probably calls him a headache. He’s the reason your wallet cries at 3 AM.

The Latest Zelda Gold Rush

You want Tears of the Kingdom cheap? Wario64 found it. He sniffed out a $20 discount at a random retailer.

He posted it. His followers bought it out in 11 minutes. That’s faster than Link can cook a dubious meal.

He also found a Legends of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom bundle. It comes with a golden Joy-Con. Yes, golden. Like a Triforce you can hold.

The catch? It was a “price error.” Wario64 tweeted, “Might get cancelled. Worth a shot.” He’s fearless.

The Switch 2 Hype Train

The Switch 2 isn’t even out yet. But Wario64 is already hunting deals for it. How? He’s psychic. Or has inside sources. Probably both.

He spotted a pre-order discount on a Mario Kart 9 leak. “$49.99 at Target,” he tweeted. No proof. Just vibes. And 14,000 retweets.

Another time, he found a “placeholder” listing for a Switch 2 Pro Controller. It was 30% off. The listing vanished an hour later. Spooky.

His followers call these “Wario64 prophecies.” I call them dangerous for my bank account.

The Quirky, the Weird, the Wario

Wario64 doesn’t just tweet deals. He tweets weird deals. Like a Zelda-themed toaster that burns the Triforce into your bread. It was $12.

He once shared a Nintendo Switch 2 carrying case shaped like a Piranha Plant. It sold out in 90 seconds. The reviews are hilarious. “Fits my console. Also eats my cat.”

There’s also the Legend of Zelda cookbook he found for $6. It includes a recipe for “Silent Princess Salad.” Nobody has made it. But everyone bought it.

Why does this matter?

Because discount hunting is a sport. And Wario64 is the Olympic gold medalist.

He turns consumerism into a treasure hunt. You feel like a goron rolling through rupees. Except it’s your credit card.

His account is chaotic. He tweets three times a minute. Sometimes it’s a deal. Sometimes it’s a photo of garlic bread. You never know.

And that’s the fun. You follow him for discounts. You stay for the chaos.

The Dark Side of the Hunt

Not every deal is real. Wario64 posted a “free” Switch 2 once. It was a typo. Actually free? No. It was a $500 bundle with a free shipping code.

His followers forgave him. “He’s just excited,” they said. He genuinely is. He types in all caps. He spams emojis. He apologizes when a deal sells out.

He once tweeted, “Sorry I killed the stock. Not sorry. Get faster.” Brutal. Honest.

How to survive Wario64

First: turn on notifications. Do not sleep. Deals drop at 2 AM. I’m serious.

Second: ignore the memes. He will tweet a picture of a banana and call it a “limited edition controller.” It’s not. Don’t click.

Third: breathe. You will miss a deal. He’ll find another. He always does.

Final weirdness: The Wario64 community

People love to hate on his deals. “Too expensive!” “Old news!” But they still follow. Why? Because it’s addicting.

His replies are a circus. “SCAM,” someone yells. “GOT IT,” another screams. It’s like Twitter’s Black Friday every day.

And when a deal works? The replies explode. “THANK YOU WARIO64! MY KID IS CRYING WITH JOY!” He replies with a single gold coin emoji.

So here’s the truth: Wario64 is not a deal hunter. He’s a vibe. He’s the friend who drags you to a clearance sale at midnight. You leave broke. But you also leave with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for $15.

Now go follow him. But hide your credit card first.

Good luck. You’ll need it.