Lana Del Rey Setlist 2025 Uk

Okay, so let’s talk about Lana Del Rey in the UK in 2025. I know, I know—my coffee is getting cold just thinking about it. Are you ready to spend the next six months manifesting a ticket?

Because let’s be real, getting one will be harder than explaining the plot of Ride to your dad. But we’re in this together, right? So let’s break down what the setlist might look like when she finally graces our rainy little island.

The “Of Course” Openers

You know she’s not starting with anything low-key. I’m betting on “Video Games” as the encore closer, but the opener? Pure chaos. Maybe “A&W”—that long, dramatic build that makes you feel like you’re in a Wes Anderson film directed by David Lynch.

Or she could go full “Born to Die” and have us all sobbing before we’ve even found our seats. Either way, prepare for a voice crack from crying during the first chorus. It’s a ritual, okay?

The Deep Cuts We’re Begging For

I need to talk about “Off to the Races.” It’s a crime she doesn’t play it at every show. The UK crowd would lose their minds—we love a fast-talking, slightly unhinged queen. Add “Yayo” and I’ll personally fund her tea and biscuits for a year.

And what about “Cinnamon Girl”? That song is literally a hug. If she skips it, there will be a riot—a polite one, with sad looks and maybe a strongly worded tweet.

The “New Album” Shuffle

By 2025, we might have a whole new era to obsess over. Let’s be honest, Lana doesn’t sit still. She probably released a country-infused concept album about moths or something. (I’d stream it, obviously.)

Expect at least three songs from her latest project. They’ll be the ones nobody has memorised yet, so we’ll all just sway awkwardly and mouth the wrong words. Classic.

But then she’ll drop a “Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd” track—maybe “The Grants”—and suddenly we’re all spiritual. Blame the collective trauma of the UK train system.

The Ballad of the Crowd

Here’s the thing about a Lana show: the crowd is half the show. You’ll have the girl in a pink cowboy hat crying into her friend’s shoulder. You’ll have the guy who only knows “Summertime Sadness” but pretends to be a hardcore fan.

And then there’s you—trying to film “Mariners Apartment Complex” without dropping your phone into someone’s prosecco. It’s a beautiful mess.

The Iconic Moments We Predict

She’ll probably do a spoken word bit about the English weather. “You’re so… grey and sad,” she’ll whisper, “I love it.” And we’ll all cheer because, well, she gets us.

Also, mark my words: someone will throw a bra on stage. It’s a UK thing, like apologising when someone bumps into you. Lana will pick it up, look confused, and then place it on her mic stand like a trophy. Legend.

And if she brings out a fan to sing “Ride” with her? Good luck finding dry eyes. I’d bet my last oat milk latte on it.

The Unavoidable Controversy

Let’s not pretend Lana doesn’t stir the pot. By 2025, there will be a new tweet she shouldn’t have posted, or a lyric someone overanalysed. The UK crowd will handle it the British way: we’ll tut, shake our heads, and then scream every word anyway.

Because honestly? Her music hits different when it’s raining. And in the UK? It’s always raining. We’re the perfect audience for her melancholic, Hollywood-obsessed vibes.

Real Talk: The Setlist Structure

I’m betting on a two-hour set. No opening act—just Lana, a fog machine, and her aura. She’ll do a slow start with “Blue Jeans,” build to a chaotic middle (hello, “National Anthem”), then bring it down for “The Blackest Day.”

Encore? Obviously “Video Games” into “Summertime Sadness.” She’ll wave, blow a kiss, and leave us standing in the rain. And we’ll love her for it. What’s wrong with us? Everything. And nothing.

Final Predictions (Take It or Leave It)

If she plays “Gods & Monsters,” the venue will flood from our tears. If she plays “Young and Beautiful,” someone will propose. And if she plays “Serial Killer”? Bless you, pal—you’re getting a divorce later.

So, are you ready to camp out for tickets? Or will you just watch the livestream in your pyjamas while eating a sad sandwich? No judgement. Either way, the 2025 UK tour will be iconic, weird, and probably over in a beautiful blur.

Now, go listen to her discography on shuffle. You’ve got homework. And don’t forget to manifest a setlist that includes “Cruel World.” Because we all need that scream-sing moment. Cheers, mate.