I M A Celebrity All Stars 2026

So, grab your coffee (or tea, I don’t judge), and let’s talk about the only thing that matters in 2026. I’m a Celebrity… All Stars is coming back. Yes, you heard me right. The jungle is about to get even more chaotic.

Why Are We Doing This Again?

Because the first All Stars series in 2023 was a glorious dumpster fire of nostalgia and bug-eating. We got to watch our favorite campmates squirm a second time. And now, ITV is raiding the archives for more leftovers.

Think of it as a reunion tour for washed-up reality stars. Only instead of a stadium, they get a leaky tent and a diet of kangaroo testicles. Luxury, right?

The Line-Up So Far (Spoiler: It’s Wild)

Rumors are flying faster than a croc chasing a swimmer. I’m hearing whispers that Scarlett Moffatt might be back. She won in 2016. Do we need a three-peat? Probably not. But I’d watch her navigate another trial while shouting at a spider.

Then there’s the villain talk. Word on the street is that they’re trying to get Martin Roberts back from Homes Under the Hammer. Imagine him haggling for rice rations. “I’ll give you two beans for that spoon, Ant.” Gold.

And how about Katie Price? She’s done it twice already. But the third time’s the charm, right? Or maybe just the third time for a meltdown about her false lashes. Bring it on.

The Trials Are Going to Be Brutal

Let’s be honest: the first All Stars was a bit safe. They used recycled challenges. This time? Producers are promising new horrors. I’m talking about a trial where you have to sing “My Heart Will Go On” while being buried in mealworms.

That’s a real test of endurance. Not for the weak of stomach. Or weak of vocal cords. Celine Dion would cry.

The Hosts: Ant and Dec Are Unhinged

They’re the reason we tune in. Ant and Dec will be in their element, taking the piss out of everyone. Expect them to roast the contestants while sipping champagne in their suits.

I’m betting on a flashback segment where Dec pretends to forget a contestant’s name. Again. “Is it… Kevin? No, wait—Shane? Sorry, mate, I’ve lost my glasses.” Perfection.

The Fights Are Going to Be Epic

All Stars means bigger egos. These people have already had a taste of fame. They know the camera angle that makes them look like a hero. It’s going to be a screaming match over who gets to sleep closer to the campfire.

Imagine Gemma Collins and Lady C in the same jungle. World War III would break out. And I would pay actual money to see Gemma throw a stiletto at a bush turkey.

The Food Situation

Ah, the bushtucker trials. The main event. The reason we watch through our fingers. Expect worse than before. Think blended fish eyes. Live witchety grubs. A smoothie made from a kangaroo’s… well, you get the idea.

The celebrities will cry. The viewers will gag. It’s the circle of life, but with more maggots.

Will There Be an Iconic Moment?

Every season needs that moment. The one that becomes a meme. Remember when Shaun Ryder just sat there looking grumpy? Or when Bobby Ball accidentally swore on live TV? We need a new classic.

My prediction: someone will lose their wig in a trial. And they’ll have to choose between their dignity and the stars. Spoiler: they’ll choose the stars. Always choose the stars.

The Winner: Who Takes the Crown?

It’s tough to call. The All Stars crown is heavier than the regular one. I’m leaning toward a silent underdog. Someone like Jessica Plummer, who kept calm while chaos erupted around her. Or maybe a total madman like Dean McCullough from radio.

But the real prize? A lifetime supply of Beat the Bank. And a slightly bewildered look when they come out to the crowd. “What do you mean, I’m famous again?”

When Does It Air?

Late 2026. Probably November. When it’s getting dark and cold outside. Perfect timing. We’ll be wrapped in blankets, watching people freeze their bits off in the Australian outback. Brilliant television.

So mark your calendar. Stock up on snacks. Prepare to yell at your screen. I’m a Celebrity… All Stars 2026 is going to be a trainwreck we can’t look away from. And honestly? I can’t wait.