Who Is In Celebrity Jungle 2026

So, the jungle is calling again. Celebrity Jungle 2026 is just around the corner, and the rumour mill is on fire. Honestly, the line-up this year is pure chaos in the best way possible.

The Headline Grabbers

First up, we have Liam Gallagher. Yes, that Liam Gallagher. The universe has finally gone completely mad. Picture him eating a withered testicle while complaining about the lack of proper tea.

I can already hear the screaming matches with the camp chef. “It’s a disgrace, mate!” He’ll last about three days before he tries to start a campfire with his own ego.

Then, there’s Dame Maggie Smith. Just kidding, but wouldn't that be iconic? The actual big fish is Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay. She’s supposedly doing it for charity, but we all know she’s just here to confuse everyone with Smelly Cat lyrics.

She’ll probably spend the trial discussing the vibes of the spiders. “They’re just misunderstood little guys, ok?”

The Reality TV Royalty

We cannot ignore the reality TV gods they’ve thrown in. Gemma Collins is booked. She’s already planning her dramatic exit speech before she’s even packed her bags. “I’m claustrophobic, darlin’!” we’ll hear, as a butterfly lands on her shoulder.

Alongside her is James Jordan, the former Strictly pro. He will absolutely lord over the camp kitchen. Expect a full-blown dance routine while whipping up a bland rice dinner.

They’ve also snagged Megan Barton Hanson from Love Island. She’s the calm one who will have to mediate between Liam and Gemma. Get ready for some serious side-eye to the camera.

The Wildcards

This is where it gets juicy. Anne Widdecombe has apparently signed up. Yes, the former politician who can’t stand being cold. She will single-handedly legislate against the jungle bugs. “Order! Order in the camp!”

And because the producers love pure anarchy, they’ve added Mister Blobby. I am not joking. The giant yellow blob will be living on a diet of terror and processed snacks. How do you even vote for that? He’s already got my support.

For the music lovers, Meghan Trainor is allegedly flying in. She’s promised to write a new song about the jungle. The chorus will be about being “all about that bush, ‘bout that bush, no treble.” You heard it here first.

The ‘Why Are They Here?’ Category

This year’s obligatory “who?” comes from a TikTok explosion. His name is Finn The Ferret King. He’s famous for letting ferrets steal his socks. He’s twenty-two, incredibly smelly, and will probably win by confusing the public.

There is also H from Steps. Yes, H from Steps. He’s back for a third attempt because he misses the rice. He will single-handedly organise the camp’s disaster-relief game plan. “One, two, step back, no bogies!”

Oh, and Shane Lynch from Boyzone is coming too. Expect deep conversations about numerology and car mechanics. He’ll keep trying to fix the bamboo water fountain like it’s a Ford Fiesta.

The Icy Blast From The Past

Wait, the real shocker is Verne Troyer’s ghost. No, that’s too far. It’s actually Carol Vorderman. She’s already ordering a calculator for the shopping budget. She’ll handle the mental arithmetic while everyone else cries over cold beans.

Is it too early to predict the winner? Probably. But my money is on the ferret guy. He’s too weird to fail. Or maybe it’s Mister Blobby, who will simply absorb the competition.

So, grab your popcorn and prepare the memes. Celebrity Jungle 2026 is going to be utter madness. I can’t wait to spend three weeks yelling at my telly. Do you think Liam and Gemma will have a showmance? I’m calling it now: Galia.