London Landmarks Half Marathon 2026 Dates
Alright, circle March 28th, 2026 on your calendar. The London Landmarks Half Marathon is back, and it’s the only race that lets you high-five a ghost while dodging a double-decker bus. We’re talking about a 13.1-mile party that weaves through the city’s most ridiculous and regal sights. Get ready to run past Big Ben, not with it.
Why This Race is Basically a Movie Set
Forget your boring, flat park runs. This course is a greatest hits tour of London, but with sweat and screaming crowds. You’ll pound the pavement past the Tower of London, where ravens are probably judging your splits. The route also dips under the River Thames itself—yes, you’ll be running in a tunnel that smells like wet history.
One minute you’re staring at St. Paul’s Cathedral. The next, you’re passing the Shard, which looks like a giant shard of glass threatening to poke the sky. It’s like running through a Where’s Waldo? book, but you’re the Waldo, and everyone’s cheering. Best part? No traffic jams—just thousands of runners making the city their personal obstacle course.
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Quirky Facts That Will Make You the Life of the Party
Here’s a weird one: the race starts near Piccadilly Circus. That’s the spot with the giant neon billboards and that tiny statue of Eros. Rumor has it the arrows in the statue point to the wrong “love” direction—so you might be running toward a bank instead of romance. Also, the course goes past Cleopatra’s Needle, a 3,500-year-old Egyptian obelisk that’s older than most countries. It’s basically a stone grandpa watching you huff and puff.
Another fun detail: you’ll cross the Thames three times on three different bridges. That’s a lot of water for one pair of socks. And if you listen closely near the Houses of Parliament, you might hear parliamentary debates—which are sometimes louder and angrier than the runners. The route is also entirely closed to traffic, meaning for one Sunday, pedestrians rule the streets. Take that, black cabs.
The Cutest Part? It’s a Charity Powerhouse
This isn’t just a race; it’s a fundraising frenzy. Over £10 million gets raised every year for causes like little puppies and big hospitals. Runners dress up as giant rubber ducks, teacups, or even the Queen (rest her soul). You’ll spot a dude running in a full knight’s armor, which is either impressive or a heatstroke waiting to happen.

Want to look like a total hero? Pick a charity that resonates with you—maybe Great Ormond Street Hospital or Mind. Then watch people literally throw money at you (okay, in donation buckets, but still). The atmosphere is electric, with live bands at every corner blasting Queen, Dua Lipa, and the occasional bagpipe.
How to Train Without Looking Like a Couch Potato
Start your training by November 2025. That’s five months of fun and pain. Run around your local park, but pretend every lamppost is a London landmark. No, that bush is not the Gherkin—but use your imagination. Pro tip: practice running while smiling, because the photographers are everywhere. You don’t want your race photo to look like a mugshot.
Also, get used to pacing because those cobblestones near the Tower of London are ankle-snatchers. And bring a funny sign. The crowds love signs that say “My pace is powered by gin” or “Run like a chicken.” Spectators are basically the unsung comedians of the event.

Why You Should Sign Up Yesterday
Spaces sell out faster than a New Year’s Eve tube ticket. We’re talking within hours of the ballot opening. The 2026 ballot typically opens in late 2025, so set a reminder that’s louder than a Big Ben chime. If you miss it, you can still grab a charity place—think of it as a golden ticket to run with thousands of oddly happy strangers.
Plus, the medal is a gorgeous piece of metal featuring the Big Ben clock face. Wear it to work Monday morning and flex on your coworkers. They’ll ask, “Did you actually run?” You’ll shrug and say, “Only 13.1 miles through a historic city, no big deal.” It’s a power move.
Final Pep Talk: Embrace the Chaos
The best part? The finish line is at Westminster, right next to the Houses of Parliament. You’ll stumble across the line, slap a finisher’s medal on your chest, and immediately crave a pint of warm ale. The city will smell like exhaust, sweat, and victory. It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and it’s absolutely worth every blister.
So, lace up. Get your playlist ready (add “London Calling” by The Clash, obviously). And remember: the only thing faster than those legs is the time you’ll have bragging about this race for years. See you at the start line, you glorious, sweaty legend.
