When Does The New Made In Chelsea Start

Okay, let’s be real. The only drama we’ve been watching lately is the price of milk going up. You’re telling me you haven’t been staring at your ceiling, wondering when the new Made in Chelsea starts? I feel you. It’s a crisis.

We need to see who’s backstabbing who over a flat white. The suspense is literally killing my social life (which was, admittedly, already on life support). So, grab your gin and tonic—or a cheeky Nando’s—and let’s get into it.

When is it back, actually?

Right, the important bit. No more waffling. The new series of Made in Chelsea is coming in October 2024. That’s right, October. Not tomorrow, not next week—next month. I know, I know, it feels like a lifetime in Chelsea terms.

That’s roughly the time it takes for one of them to forgive a cheating scandal. Or for Harvey to get a new haircut. Seriously, the wait is almost as painful as watching someone eat a salad at a fancy brunch.

But hey, at least we have a target. Circle the date in your calendar. Do it now. Use a sparkly pen if you have to. This is important.

The official premiere date (the one you really need)

Mark your calendars for Monday, 14th October 2024. That’s when the chaos kicks off on E4. You’ll need to set your alarm (or just stay in your pyjamas—no judgment).

It’s a Monday night, which is basically the most boring day of the week. So, thank you, Chelsea gods, for giving us something to actually look forward to. I was this close to watching a documentary about drywall.

And don’t worry about the time. It’s the usual 9 PM slot. Perfect timing if you’ve just finished your pasta and need to see someone dramatically walk out of a restaurant. Again.

What can we expect? (Spoiler: More drama)

Let’s be honest, we all know the formula. Someone will date someone’s ex. There will be a house party that gets gatecrashed. And someone will shout, “That’s so disrespectful!” while wearing a £500 dress.

But this time? The trailers are hinting at big new faces. And old faces making shocking returns. I’m talking proper grudge-holding, not just side-eye over a cauliflower steak.

Also, brace yourselves for the returning queen: Liv Bentley. She’s back after her break, and you just know she’s going to stir the pot. Probably with a very expensive spoon.

And what about the love triangles? There’s always one. Or three. It’s basically the Bermuda Triangle of dating. People vanish, emotions get lost, and nothing makes sense. Honestly, it’s beautiful.

The new cast members you’ll love to hate

There are a few fresh faces joining the squad. And you know what that means: instant enemies. New money, old money, or just really good cheekbones—they’ll all clash.

One of them is apparently a business mogul’s son. Which in Chelsea-speak means he probably inherited a juice bar. Another is a fashion influencer who can’t stand anyone wearing last season’s sneakers.

Get ready to learn their names, then forget them, then learn them again after a massive fight. It’s a full-time job, honestly. But someone’s got to do it.

How to survive the wait

So, we have about four weeks to go. That’s 28 days of staring at your phone. What do we do in the meantime? Binge the last series again, obviously.

Watch the Christmas special. Yes, even if it’s October. That episode had more twists than a pretzel. Remember when that girl cried in a hot tub? Iconic.

You could also practice your own dramatic exits. Walk out of your kitchen slowly, muttering “I can’t do this right now.” It’s good prep for when the show actually airs. You’ll feel like a pro.

Or, you know, just complain about it on social media. That’s practically a British sport. Tag a friend who also has no life. We’re in this together.

Final verdict: Is it worth the hype?

Look, is Made in Chelsea high art? No. Is it important for world peace? Absolutely not. But is it the only thing keeping me from becoming a fully functioning adult? Yes. Yes, it is.

It’s pure, unadulterated, glorious nonsense. It’s the TV equivalent of a gossip session with your bestie. And honestly, we need that after this year. Let them be rich and ridiculous. We’re here for the popcorn.

So, get your snacks ready. Charge your phone for the group chat. 14th October, 9 PM, E4. Don’t be late. Or you’ll have to catch up, and no one wants that kind of FOMO on a Tuesday morning. See you there, darling.