Only Fools And Horses Quiz With Answers

Alright, grab a cuppa and settle in. We need to talk about something important. Something that separates the true Trotters from the casuals. I’m talking, of course, about Only Fools and Horses.

You know the show. The one that taught us about the “Mona Lisa” and the perils of buying a car from a bloke named “Trigger.” It’s a national treasure. But how well do you really know Peckham’s finest?

I thought I was a die-hard fan. Then I tried to name every single get-rich-quick scheme Del Boy cooked up. I got to eighteen before my brain melted. Embarrassing, right?

So, let’s fix that. Grab a pen, a biscuit, and your finest cheap cologne. It’s time for a quiz.

Round One: The Classics

Let’s start gentle. No trick questions. Just the stuff that lives in your soul.

Question 1: What is the name of the Trotter’s three-wheeled van? If you said “Reliant Regal,” give yourself a pat on the back. If you said “Yellow Peril,” you get a bonus point. That’s what Del called it.

Question 2: What is Rodney’s full name? You’re probably thinking “Rodney Charlton Trotter.” And you’d be almost right. But what’s his middle name? It’s “Ulysses.” Yes, Rodney Ulysses Trotter. Grandad chose it. Bless him.

Pause. Take a sip of tea. You got those? Good.

Round Two: The Gags

This is where it gets tricky. The show had jokes so fast, you’d miss them if you blinked. Let’s see if you caught them.

Question 3: In “Hole in One” (the one with the chandelier), Del Boy responds to a wrong number by saying a famous line. What does he say? He doesn’t just say “Sorry, wrong number.” He says, “He’s not here, my son.” And then he hangs up. It’s the casual dismissal that makes it gold.

Question 4: What is the name of the pub where the Trotters almost never drink? They’re always in the Nags Head. But what’s the other one, the posh one? It’s the “Pineapple.” They go there once. Never again. Too much class.

See? Even the setting has a twist. Typical.

Round Three: The Characters Who Shouldn’t Exist

This show had the best side characters. They were weirder than a chandelier in a council flat.

Question 5: Who said, “This time next year, we’ll be millionaires!” Obviously, it’s Del Boy. But here’s the catch: name the exact episode where he says it for the first time. It’s “Time On Our Hands.” The final episode of the original run. The one where they actually become millionaires. Chills, right?

Question 6: What is the name of the nasty, slightly criminal boyfriend of Doreen? It’s “Boycie’s wife’s boyfriend?” No, wait. That’s not right. I’m thinking of Jevon? No. It’s “Slater.” The absolute worst. He sells Del a dodgy video camera. Proper villain.

And don’t get me started on the “Trigger’s broom” joke. That one gets its own round.

Round Four: The Deep Cuts

Right. Time to flex those brain cells. These are for the superfans with VHS scars.

Question 7: What was the name of the “chandelier” episode? You’ll know it as “The one where everything goes wrong.” The official title is “Hole in One.” And yes, it’s the same one from Question 3. I’m testing your persistence here.

Question 8: In “Yuppy Love,” Del Boy tries to sell a batch of something to a bank. What was it? It wasn’t watches. It wasn’t even the infamous “blow-up dolls” (though that was a close second). It was “leather jackets.” And guess what? They were all left-handed zippers. Classic Del Boy.

How are we doing? Feeling like a bit of a plonker yet? Don’t worry. That’s the spirit.

The Answers (For Cheaters and Amnesiacs)

Let’s be honest. You probably forgot some of these. It happens when you’ve watched the same episode 40 times. The brain gets lazy.

Here are the correct answers, all in one place:

1. Reliant Regal / Yellow Peril.
2. Rodney Ulysses Trotter.
3. “He’s not here, my son.”
4. The Pineapple (or The “Pineapple” as Del would say, with a weird accent).
5. “Time On Our Hands” (the one with the watch).
6. Slater (the absolute menace).
7. “Hole in One” (and yes, the chandelier did fall).
8. Leather jackets (with wrong zippers!).

If you got 6 or more right? You’re certified Peckham royalty. You can sit at the bar in the Nags Head next to Trigger. If you got less? Don’t worry. You’re still a Lovely Jubbly in my book.

Now go watch the episode with the “Mona Lisa” again. You know you want to. It never gets old.

Cheers, you plonker.